So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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