You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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