There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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