While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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