I hate all girls vehemently.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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