He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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