I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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