Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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