umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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