I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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