does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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