She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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