She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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