just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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