god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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