He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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