would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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