i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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