i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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