Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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