What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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