yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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