bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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