she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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