I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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