you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
handjob tips. give me some.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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