remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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