I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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