I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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