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Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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