I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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