Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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