Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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