why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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