school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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