i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Randomize
