I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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