Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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