We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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