Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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