no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
