You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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