Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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