i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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