scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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