no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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