This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
