How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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