What did we do last night that was yellow?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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