see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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